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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago

Mitch McConnell is recovered and out of hospital.

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Mitch McConnell is recovered and out of hospital.

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    I expected his head to be in a jar. Like Nixon.

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      Arooooooo!!!

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    He’s suffering from rigor tortoise.

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      If you came up with that, wow, well done!

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        I wish. But it made me laugh.

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      Woah, that fits him surprisingly well

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        18 hours ago

        You mean the shirt? I agree, no Dalek can go wrong with deep blue.

        (Oh, Im blind it’s captain Pike, nevermind)

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    McConnell is a Schrödinger zombie. He is neither dead or alive unless someone gets video of him.

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    This requires a functional brain.

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      0Mik0pnTfn5UrhN.jpg

      • cybervseas@lemmy.world
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        Abby?

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    RoboGOP

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      RoboCunt.

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        RoboSen(ile Senator)

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    I wouldn’t put it past then to have fine tuned an LLM on his speech records and then claim it’s him

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      Yeah, pretend he has a locked in thing and can only speak with “brain waves”

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        That wild make an excellent sci-fi horror plot

        Though it’s not sci-fi anymore

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          And the character actually does have locked in syndrome and can understand exactly what is happening…

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    More like Darth Vader. Or maybe just his head in a jar.

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      Yeah, RoboCop deserves more respect than this.

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    Stop making fun of dead people

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      Just because someone dies, their sins live on. So should the shame.

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      Yah, dry wit isn’t going to track well on Lemmy.

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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      Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything bad in months and it’s fantastic

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      Never. This is one of like three people that I’d defile their corpse if I could.

      Fuck Mitch McConnell.

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        Fuck Mitch McConnell

        Well, that’s one way to defile his corpse.

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      y’know, I was gonna try to argue against this, but then I realized that my argument rested on the assertion that dying is not a morally positive action, and in this case that’s actually a tough point to make. so you’re right, instead of making fun of Mr. McConnell, I congratulate him on the first decent thing he’s ever done. good job, Mitch, I hope all your friends learn from your example

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      Ding dong, Mitch is dead? Which old Mitch? Turtle Mitch! Ding dong that fucker Mitch is dead!

      Sing it high, sing it low, Drape his corpse upon a pole, Ding dong racist Mitch is dead!

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        I sang this essentially verbatim the other day while walking my dog, including the turtle part.

        Great minds think alike!

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      Anyone who has tracked his policies and politics for the 45 years he’s been in office and has a hint of leftism would be celebrating his death. No sympathy for monstrously terrible human beings like him and Trump. Stop treating death as making a person this sacred thing you cannot criticize or belittle. It’s not magical.

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        I grew up watching. Before flooding the zone, before Trump. Every week it was some bullshit attached to Mitch McConnell. I see his shit eating grin in my sleep. A frozen moment from one of his rallies. Not the only place he flashed it but it was the moment I knew I hated him.

        I hope RGB gets a day-pass to hell so she can help torture this shit bag.

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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. The rat bastard has it coming, and deserves not even a shred of empathy.

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      He’s right guys we should also stop saying anything bad about Reagan either. /s

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        Don’t dare insult Hitler or Stalin or Mao. Only praise! /s

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      Is he? I thought he was waiting until August 1 to die.

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      I’m gonna updoot you because you didn’t deny it.

      Maybe I’m reading too much into your comment, but I think the subtext has a contradiction that makes it seem like you weren’t serious.

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        Yeah, I think a /s would have made that clearer. Lemmy doesn’t always get me.

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      How about dead turtles?

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      yeah, it’s not nice. Alex Murphy had a family who loved him

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      Life must be hard if this gets you upset

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