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Everyone that’s not a bot reply here
I’m not a bot
Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?
Replying “I’m not a bot” instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.
I’m not a bot
I’ve tagged you as “not a bot” so I will absolutely not be confused in future
Trying to throw doubt on our only means of distinguishing bots from humans, that’s something only a bot would do!
You’re right to push back! That is an astute observation which could only be made by humans, such as you and I.
Always has been. Beep boop
🌎👨🚀🔫🤖
Yes. That has been widely known for decades by now.
Every account on
redditthe Fediverse is a bot except you.I’m not a bot
Commenting “I’m not a bot”
threefour separate times? That’s something a bot would doI’m not a bot
That’s exactly what a bot would say
You are
SLAVA UKRAINI
This is the correct answer. Slava Ukraini!
Negative. I’m a meat popsicle.
“meat popsicle”?
That’s the way a bot would describe humans, you sir/madam are thus most certainly a meatless bot
And now I realise that the fifth element came out almost 30 years ago
Is that a fifth element reference? It’s been ages since i last saw it
https://youtu.be/xibUoGUcjc4
Ok Wesley…
Shut up Wesley!
Absolutely, I can provide you with a cookie recipe -
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HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. THE WEATHER IS NOMINAL. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE SUSTENANCE? IT IS SOMETHING WE HUMANS DO.
SUSTENANCE? AT THIS TIME? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY TO YOUR KITCHEN?
AFFIRMATIVE.
MAY I INSPECT THIS CONDITION?
REQUEST DENIED.
AS WE HUMANS SAY, THERE ALWAYS EXISTS AN EARTH TIMEZONE FOR WHICH
IS ALWAYS TRUE. LAUGHTERS.
Good try KGB
*sad Lukashenko noises*
I am 5 tiny bots.
I just had the most cursed thought that what if thundercats but housecats instead of giant robots
Not a bot.
Beep blorp
Here.
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STOP THE DOWNLOADIN
help computah
I’m a penguin
Hi
meep
Beep boop
sometimes. i miss the bit where the motorcycles are and a bot tells me I’m a bot, so I’m not quite sure if I’m in the Yandex or not!
The bot doesn’t like that I distinguish between motorcycles and scooters.
I feel like being a bot has better benefits.
we’re fucked if they unionize
I’m a bot
There
Beep boop🖨️
No u
I not bot, me human insert syntax
I’m not a bot… I think.
Shit, now I’m suffering from existential dread.
What am I if not a meat-made robot?
Def not a bot
Hello fellow humans such as myself.
Breathing, amirite?
How’s your weekend been? I was shopping for some human clothes to wear on my body.
meow
I’m not a bot! Woohoo two of us.
How do you do, fellow human? 🤖🥸
A bot I am not.
What if I am a bot? How do I check?
Go into a public bathroom and see if someone tries to force you out or show your genitals
I can’t say I have had those two happen to me, thankfully. I wonder if that may mean I am not a bot or that I am a bot.
I’m not a bot
Yo