MinnesotaGoddam

“Haha silly Statesian, we mock you because you cannot dance”

Cmon, it’ll be fast. One, two week revolution tops. All the celebrities you like are doing it. Including that one. You know who I’m talking about.

I hope because I sure don’t.

Yeah what’s with the beep chair slander

I have issues with your monopode having three legs. Mostly I think it’s funny.

The developers name is pigford. I’m more than a little envious of their cool name

You won’t hear any argument on them being shitty hospitals. The only door in the entire facility with that kind of security is the icu entrance.

I’m not in a remote area, just a geographically inconvenient one. Two blocks over they have fiber. Not in my neighborhood. I have been complaining about this for well over a decade.

Know any hospitals they enforce that at? The ones I’ve been to, if you know the room number you can go up

i’m not de-winging a bat. it’s wrong.

Around here people use bats. Like the ones with wings. Once they’ve made a roost it’s illegal to bother them

dibs! the doctor says i have fin fungus.

A windmill shot his father once

that took me a minute

i don’t know about you, but as trigger-happy as his DOJ is, i’d wait on showing krasnov as a talking head in a jar until after he’s gone. if i were one of the futurama writers i mean, they probably have significantly more to lose than i do.

you can’t jail the president of the united states, you silly goose

I could have sworn it was technically already a park or something. needs some swings and a slide.