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secretary of “war” now wants to promote his “warriors” to be tuber-warriors? warfluencers?
Please add context for non-americans
The short one’s a terrible boxer and the tall one’s a decent wrestler, but they’re both insufferable douchebags
They are YouTube social media influencers.
*Shitty YouTube social media influencers.
There are good and decent people present on that platform, as well as a bunch of really neutral parties. These two are part of the absolute shit end of the stick.
A YouTuber who fakes being a boxer and stages his fights, and another YouTuber who tastelessly filmed the suicide Forrest in Japan for views. Both being invited by alcoholic “secretary of war” Pete Hesgeth to talk, and it looks like the cold open for an SNL skit
The guy who got his jaw broken in the first minute of a real fight?
Was that when he was not fighting retired people twice his age?
NotThatOnion
Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, kegsbreath… you go and do something like this… AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
English is a shitty language.
I thought “dumbest” as an adjective was an absolute, like “the highest level of dumbness ever”.
How the hell do we live in the dumbest timeline and manage to make it even dumber every time?
The dumbest timeline so far!
It’s kind of like the Industrial Revolution.
Early on, people gasped at the idea of travelling 30 miles an hour.
Early in the Trump campaign, people actually thought him mocking a disabled reporter would doom his chances.
There’s “dumbest” and then there’s Idiocracy…
What would these tools have to say to service people? What possible relevant wisdom could they have? Unless these worthless removed enlist, they should be afforded nothing but mockery and get flogged.
Fucking clown world, I swear.
Logan Paul is a WWE Superstar™ these days, he could maybe teach them about sticking to the story the boss is trying to tell.
It’s not like you can’t be too dense to talk to terrorists.
Boy Toys for the joy boys?
If a Boomer doesn’t understand why this is dumb because they don’t know who these assholes are, say “it would be like inviting Opie and Homer Pyle to talk to the troops.”
The analogy isn’t great, but how stupid that sounds might resonate.
No idea who these clowns are…
Beavis and Butthead?
They went to a forest in Japan that’s infamous because people go there to die. Then they played around with and mocked the corpses of people who had taken their lives.
Jake Paul decided he wanted to be a boxer and staged a fight against a 58 year old Mike Tyson.
…and after a fight with an actual non-retired boxer, he became the face of the scared/cowardly boxer meme.