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Source: Military
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Not a meme.
Yes it is.
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At this point, I’m just happy if he never gets the dignity of a proper funeral.
It’s the “last words in Mandarin” that give up the game.
I mean, he was married to a Taiwanese woman who immigrated at 8; he might have spoken some Mandarin while he was still alive even if you don’t count his benefactors.
I spoke to my old friend Mitch this morning for just shy of 20 minutes… about the need to need to draw down in IRAN, end student DEBT PERMANANTLY, expand MEDICARE for ALL AMERICAN residents, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
Oh, Mitch. You dirty bitch.
Verified.
Source: Trust me sis.
Confirmed
FACT
Don’t tease me like that. Had to Google to find nothing about it.
Speak to Mitch kit: 🙏
While believable, the world needs to see a corpse.
We’re manifesting
He melted, there is no corpse just a bucket of goo that I’m afraid they’ve already dumped down the sink.
Finding the right screenshot from who framed Roger rabbit is tough. Pretend I found a picture of him melting in the dip.
Well, how hard is it to find a dead turtle? Just show that to the world instead.
Nah I’m good, that dude was already rough enough on the eyes when he was alive.
Would it really be that different from a “living” turtle-face?
I called him up and all he would say was “Bing Chilling”
HEALING NEWS
I feel better already!
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