A big problem for trust in government is that high-quality governance is usually invisible. When the various agencies designed to protect the American people from all manner of threats are working perfectly, most potential disasters are detected and prevented before they happen. A lot of highly trained government workers do diligent and difficult work for little pay and less recognition, heading off crisis after crisis, and the ignorant swing-voting layman assumes that all his tax dollars are being squandered.
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is, by way of the manifold consequences of Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Robert Kennedy hacking away at American state capacity. The latest consequence can be heard in the groaning emanating from thousands of bathrooms across the country: the worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in American history. It deserves a name, so I’m calling it the MAHA Trots.
Yeah, but gEnoCiDejoE and Kamala had that cackle (and didn’t have a peener!), so…this was the only proper outcome.
This will…checks notes…Send A Message To The Democrats To Do Better Next Time ™ or some such bullshit.
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is
Most of them won’t learn anything. If they were capable of learning, they’ve had ample time to do so.
Some of the undecided may learn. Most conservatives are probably a lost cause and always will be. These are the people that were claiming “it’s just like the flu!” and “PLANDEMIC!” even as they lay dying of Covid, FFS.
And a whole lot of them were gobbling stuff like horse dewormer and calling for Fauci’s head for endorsing life-saving vaccines.
Cons are not likely to learn a fucking thing from a round of this, even if they have the worst version of it.
All they will do is complain to taco bell employees that their tacos are missing lettuce.
I’m sure people are suffering, but I think we all have to agree that as long as Donald Trump continues to speak, it will only be the second worst diarrhea outbreak this century.
America has literally gone to shit!
This makes me want Adam Conover and Obama to make a sequel to The G Word showing how much damage the Federal government has taken in the last couple of years.
Amen to that. The doofs that vote Republican will likely never watch it, but a whole lot of fence-sitters/“centrists” may.
He did post a video of him shiting all over Chicago. He just didn’t use a fighter jet to do it.
Well at least on this, he leads by example
Should be called the MAGA Trots.
Donarrhea?
Feel like Trump Trots is good too.
Trump’s dumps.
That’s better.
Don’s Diarrhea
Donorrhea was just sitting there, waiting for you to pick it up.
Please do not pick up the donorrhea.
Shart of the deal
He opened his mouth?
From the algae bloom to diarrhea outbreak, can the gods give us no clearer signs of what’s going on?
I read the title and thought “woah, that’s a little private,” but then I realized it wasn’t about his adult diaper.
This is just republican policy in action. It isn’t simply the dipshits responsibility but every republican and conservative dem that enabled them.
Its a hobby of him ,schitting in his pants and on people.
He was upset at being the only person to constantly shid pant. So he made it so everyone shid pant. Because thats how his voided cranial cavity works.
shart of the deal
Shart of the seal
Can’t wait until Ebola gets here.