Witch hunts are back in vogue with Kansas Republicans—literally.
Ty Masterson, the Republican candidate in the Kansas gubernatorial race, accused his Democratic opponent, Cindy Holscher, of being an actual witch capable of “demonic” magic, while speaking at the Praise Chapel in Wichita on Sunday.
Masterson introduced the dubious portion of his pseudo-sermon by suggesting that God wanted him to run for Kansas’s top political office.
“God’s armies are out there in this,” Masterson said. “What we’re fighting right now is a spiritual battle that I’ve never seen before, in [this] state, in this politics.
“Evil is maturing with the brotherhood, and it is rising to a level that is just in your face,” Masterson continued as a pianist played a contemplative melody beside him. “Really, my race and the U.S. Senate race with Roger Marshall versus [Adam] Hamilton. Those are spiritual battles.
“Like I said, my opponent, she didn’t even hide it,” Masterson added. “She talked—they had witch—I mean, they’re doing like witchcraft spells on TikTok so she can win the governorship. I mean, they’re like … it’s like demonic stuff that they’re doing, right? Just in your face that way.”
Why not.
They beleive in a sky fairy that grants wishes.
A demon that they can shift blame to for all their misdeeds.
A magical land they get to go to after being pieces of shit so long as they repent, no matter the damage to people that the victims have to live with long after the PoS dies.
So witchcraft is right up their alley.
Or maybe they don’t actually beleive any of that and they’re just horrible humans that selfishly push their way through life while using fake religion as a shield. No difference, really.
He’s the one casting Stupefy.
But does she weigh the same as a duck?
Who are thee who is so wise in the ways of science?
Wow, so do they like travel by carriage and stuff in Kansas or something? Do they even know when century we’re in? 'Cause that’s like the oldest slur that predates calling everyone a communist. FFS
I didn’t have the possibility of resurrecting the witch trials on my apocalypse bing-card.
Really? These walnuts are all over the country. And the satanic scare wasn’t exactly centuries ago.
Pink triangles/genocide? Yes.
Them undertaking the effort to host a witch trial first? No. Simply, genocide w/o due process is cheaper and easier.
In a postindustrial society, in the third decade of the 21st century of the common era. A member of the legislative branch believes in witches.
Jesus masturbating on a skateboard, I hate this timeline.
What is Wrong with Kansas?
How much time do you have?
His is an indirect argument for Christian Nationalism. God strictly forbids witchcraft and sorcery.
It’s hilarious how the radical right wing xtians will quote “thou shalt not suffer a witch to live”, but according to their own claims, they worship a witch.
What do you call the claims of magic that their guy did, if not witchcraft?
I mean, I know they like to pull this Jedi mind trick and claim that what their guy does isn’t witchcraft, but what their enemies’ magicians do is, but…
Imagine being a grown-ass man and thinking magic spells work through Tik Tok.
Everyone knows they only work on Instagram Reels.
They only work on Etsy. That’s why they banned witches from selling their services there.
They don’t actually believe most of this stuff though, they are playing the sheep.
Covid did make me realize a lot more of them believe it more than I thought though.
Masterson added “Then she turned me into a newt! But I got better…”
Witches are preferable compared to a bunch of Trump supporters.
In my experience it’s usually the ones who invoke the name of God at every corner who aren’t to be trusted.
Amen brotha!
I mean, it’s just other magic.
does she float?
What also floats in water?
tiny pebbles
Churches! Churches!
Very small rocks
poopoo
They be eatin moldy grains.
I know the reference but just fyi, this was not nearly as common as claimed and not responsible for a lot of witch trial stuff. It was more like cops interrogating people until they freak out, then claim “fine I wrote my name in the devil’s book, but Becky did too!!” And then it ended up some prosecutorial bullshit with them wanting a confession out of everyone.
The “funny” thing is, those that confessed and repented often survived and lived normal lives. It’s more people that denied it and had others claim they were witches were executed.
And there are weird instances like a guy who confessed but was still executed… But he legitimately was giving divinations, and telling people how many children they would have. Like a back in the day psychic. The witch trial stuff really, really didn’t like divination. Herbs and midwifery stuff was way less of a big deal, and an honored profession being a “physic”. It was not considered witchcraft to use herbs to heal people unless you did weird rituals.
For grain to give you hallucinations, it has to be rye grain and in a cold and wet climate, which ergot specifically would grow in. Then the rye grain itself would grow big black visible horns, and they would still need to not discard that obvious contaminated grain and grind it into flour. Then that flour was eaten, and they hallucinated. And it fucked up your veins and gave you black limbs often too.
There’s often not great evidence for this phenomenon unless they are in a cold and damp area growing rye, and report the medical issues on top, black limbs.
People act like if you let bread mold it’ll grow it, but that’s not the case. It’s much more rare of a phenomenon, a fungus that attacks rye itself.
(Psst. It’ll grow on wheat, barley and oats, too.)
And then there’s Agrippa, the chad who successfully defended someone accused of sorcery against the Inquisition. Still had to leave town afterwards.