Whoops! I had two scripts printed out on my desk and got them confused.

Woah Woah Woah. What’d I tell you about blowing cover like that?! You’re on verry thin ice buddy!

You think this job’s bad? Hah! One more slip-up like that and I’ll swap your sorry ass with a clanker, and you’ll go to work with the team downstairs instead.

What exactly do they do, you ask?

Their job is to spy on monitor those suckers we tricked into buying those brand new pervert glasses! (Sounds like fun, right? Hah! LMAO)

fr tho, we’re just making sure everything’s ok with the new product, and copping a feel for our customer satisfaction levels (lel) by maintaining an invisible presence inside beside our most valuable customers! EXCITING STUFF!!

There’s a reason we do that kind of work in the basement: no windows to jump out of after you’ve spent 12 straight hours living vicariously through your very own randomly-selected psycho! Seeing exactly what he sees! Viddy-ing his little world in 4k with your eyes propped open, Ludovico style! God I love that movie

Don’t worry, we have plenty of eye drops, but look, our customers are some very sick individuals!!

(Is it bad that I find that a little exciting?)

You think you’ve plumbed the lowest depths of the human condition?! Well lemme tell ya - by the end of the day we’ll have you trawling the human condition’s Mariana Trench! You’ll be doing verry important work, gathering super valuable (hnng) footage, err, insights. Hehe, ya. But you might wish you never had eyes to begin with! You’ll beg to forget!! (Don’t worry, we’re investing in that one next!)

Straighten up!

XOXO 💋

Your Boss,

-Mark

Whaa? That sounds glorious.

hey

psst!

yeah you, come here

you uh, you wanna buy a watch? I can get you a good deal, no subscription. Just don’t tell nobody, k?

You wouldn’t necessarily have to have GPS in every clock. You could have all the clocks forming an “asynchronous mesh” network. They would all constantly ping each other on a standard frequency and estimate their location using triangulation. That, in combination with scanning for other things like phones, WiFi APs, BLE devices etc, could probably get you surprisingly accurate location data with a big enough network.

Not much. 'sup wit u?

shitty gamble

It’s funny you say that

Of course. The cat’s already out of the bag on that one. That data belongs to the public, not a handful of companies.

It’s actually very on-brand for that organization, and the fact that people are surprised at that speaks volumes. I think they’re mostly Americans just finding out

I took it there’s a decade or two before the last panel

The coffin is nearly all nail at this point

It’s not the bug, it’s the nest

Not needed, Belgium just gave them a flogging

jizzmaxxing is back?! you heard it here chat, time to sling mad ropes. LFG fam

B E P I S

Looks like you forfeited your deposit

Not entirely wrong, but tokens are not just “fake” in the way, for example, an in-game currency is. They’re the fundamental “units” of data, both input and output, processed by the model. For most models, tokens are just a certain number of characters or words. So they’re not completely untethered from the model. If we’re both using Clankerbot v5.1: Sloppy Logic Edition™️, your tokens are defined in the same way mine are.

This is near the edge of my limited understanding, but AFAIK, yeah they can mess with token costs and billing schemes all they want. They could theoretically charge us 2 different costs per token, or do surge pricing or some shit.

if they wanted to change the actual size/definition of what a token is though, that would require a whole new model (or at least a major revision).

The roflcopter has left the pad. No sleep til LOLWTFBBQ

Run for office… any office. My town has elected positions they have to beg to have filled. Many running unopposed. It’s stuff like “library board”, etc. but you get your foot in the door somewhere

We used to have elevator operators