The two oldest, seated in front, are tending two newborn babies. Presumably the parents are off somewhere else, fucking.

I bet it’s all made of instant ramen.

I’m never not craving it. Might be the tastiest of all cuisines. It’s soooooo goooood.

Fair enough, I’m sorry to any Thai people who may have caught a stray from this meme. But also 🙄.

Maybe it was Kazaa.

I’ll never forget downloading Max Payne. A single .exe. “This can’t possibly work…an entire game!?”

Son of a biiiiitch. And I paid nothing!? Napster changed my life, for real.

I suspect it would be very impressive if it were actually gold and not rattle-can spray-paint “gold” from Big Lots.

Then when she (hairpen) turns around, you gently push a stray lock of hair behind her ear.

Sometimes you’d light a firework? Also snakes.

For whatever reason, I have seen a lot of turkey vultures this year and they’re so underrated and awe-inspiring. Saw a massive flock pass overhead and it was like watching dragons coming from the horizon.

Just give it three days. You’ll see. You’ll all see!

I’ve read the comments. Y’all are missing out.

Sometimes I like to order off the kids’ menu, SUE ME.

Wet jeans.

Also you’re in bed with your feet under the covers while it’s happening.

And Larry Ellison doesn’t conspicuously have a whole island in Hawaii that’s thus easy to find and widely known. Except his locals seemed a little more wary to speak ill of him.

Can we PLEASE make these people go away.

Hard disagree. Case-in-point: I like the way you work it, some diggity…?

It just doesn’t work. You really don’t want any diggity.

But that’s hard.

Amen. I don’t even need to click on a video, at this point. Home page is all I need if ya nahmsayin’.