I swear I spend more time doing inventory management in fallout than anything else in the game

Do you call him mr bigglesworth?

Ok … i changed my mind

but that was his only braincell

I expect my wife to have more sex with me than once every 10 months

Hasn’t he said full whee drive automatically driving your car would be availbe a decade ago and it’s still not here

I stopped buying products that went from chocolate to chocoly

Its just that im missing my two front teeth and that is easy attack material. Id have to wear my partial every time i go in public ill have to wear my partial if i were to run

Never heard one bit about this fair prior on tv or the.internet till i started seeing pics of a empty fair on lemmy

Female orgasims arent a myth they are very much real

Almost as bad As jews/gays/latinos for trump groups i.saw them play tv ads last election

How does one become a mini-madami?