Awww thanks babe. I knew you’d have my back. You’re my spellcheck 🤩 on my entire profile

Mmmm I was looking forward to some nasty things with you. I’m glad you showed up again

Bet $50 you will. No way you’re still in contact with your family

You have no idea how happy this would make me. I suck at gift giving on the designated days, I just want to do it when it’s not expected.

But designated days for drinking together? Sign me up. You’re invited for Christmas btw

I really hope so, chief. That would feel like the Curb effect but for people on the spectrum of prosocial/antisocial.

I want to believe. Deep down I’m scared that some people’s nastiness comes from having too many of their needs met too quickly. And it deprives them of ever developing any empathy for others whose needs are not met.

You like?

Actually. Yeah that’s pretty dope. That Rock Opera album, I don’t know if it has capital-C Christmas music but it really has the sound.

They would never play that in a department store

Damn. Uh. Sorry, no refunds. They’re still working out the kinks

If only I knew. It seems to be more of a “entreat the blood god” thing. I imagine it would eventual just sort of manifest in your walls and then you’d dig it out

I didn’t know there was a more human-sounding version of Deutsch

I reverse image searched it. It’s just called “Blood Fountain” by Frank Ippolito and Nick Bonamy

How straightforward

Oooh, I was going to let this this conversation slide but you’ve actually just nailed it right it the heart of the issue.

That’s EXACTLY what it is! FUCK! I HATE music that tells me what to feel and I HATE being told to buy shit. I want to have holidays, I really do. I love my family and I love not being at work. It’s just kind of hard to enjoy it knowing it’s all at the cost of our health and prosperity.

Don’t even get me started on the mathematical theory of manipulative music. There’s a whole equation for how many times you can repeat the hook of a song to make sure it makes the top 40 charts in the US

RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Guy knows what’s up.

ICE can suck on me from the back. If any of them were cut out to be real cannon fodder, we’d be fucking their wives but no. Somebody can’t even pass asvab screening.

Didn’t stop him from attempting to leverage the covid stimulus last time

I’m trying to picture the biggest operation possible with multiple storefronts and a breaking bad level assembly line. They’re saying the amount that he cost them if he was doing all that is more that Nintendo of America makes in a year.

Don’t know why I’m trying to visualize it. It’s obvious what’s going on

Yeah that seems proportional to the damage in lost sales. Fucking sure.

Finally a thread for me!

I like the protected tabs because barring any absurd workspace dimensions I can use the plastic as extra leverage to press down on the tab with.

And I like sliding the Ethernet Foreskin over the terminal after I’m done assembling it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why does a service that no longer does SMS want your phone number?