This was me in my twenties.

You have to protect yourself that’s why I only drink grain alcohol and rainwater.

I find linux is the absolute worst for alway tracking me and shoving ads down my throat.

You guys just don’t understand what true class is.

Doesn’t she still have another eighty-one million dollar payday coming?

Something that politically illiterate leftists use to blame all their problems on.

Henry McMaster is a republican so what does blueMAGA have to do with anything?

M’ladybugs.

Lindsey Graham isn’t a centrist.

Leftists would fight with the genie for not being left enough for them.

Steam doesn’t deliver to PO boxes.

Weird I didn’t have that problem.

Is this small government?

Or is it freedom?

Oh I get you there.

I played The Witcher 3 for over a hundred hours and didn’t realize I didn’t like it until I went to have a threesome with Triss and Yennefer and instead got left with blue balls.

I would have returned that game right then and there if I could have.

That comment was a hole-in-one!

I’m really bad at explaining things so just pick up an eight ball and two hookers and experience it for yourselves…

Haven’t you ever heard of shrinkage?

I love how they chose a picture that makes him look like he has the coke sweats.

The thing about being a contrary dipshit is you don’t have to be consistent.