Just build your own transistors out of mica you sift from your local stream, dude. Seriously. I’m tired of hearing all these complaints about the unavailability of computer parts. Back in my day we used to build our own computers out of whatever scraps we found in the fridge from last night’s dinner. Kids these days just need to bootstrap themselves some high-performance GPUs and stop complaining.

(/S, in case it wasn’t obvious)