Microsoft's leaked new OS is one you'll hope stays buried, and it's not Windows
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Leaked 2024 documents reveal Project Aion, Microsoft's Copilot-only OS with no Start menu or icons, and why it will most likely never ship.
  • Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    182·
    18 days ago

    “Microslop’s new sloperating system strips away everything you don’t need, giving you nothing but a web browser, a next-gen ad engine and an immutable hosts file that only allows connections to Copilot.* But don’t worry, if you subscribe to the ClippyOS Max Pro Diamond Ultra Elite Series X hosts file for just $49.99 a month, you can also access your choice of ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or Loveable!** Never has a computer been so versatile!”

    * Microslop Copilot subscription not included.

    ** Other slop machine subscriptions not included.

    *** Microslop Slopffice 365 subscription not included.

    **** By using ClippyOS, you agree to give Microslop all your data and your descendants’ data in perpetuity.

    –The upcoming press release.

    • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      7·
      18 days ago

      A bit heavy-handed - but fully redeemed for being the first time I’ve seen the term “sloperating system”.

      Chef’s kiss, no notes👌🏻