They have also been killing Ecuadorian fisherman, while starving the servicemen stationed in the gulf.

How do you even describe maga and this administration? Evil incompetence?

I hoped that this was something misinterpreted but nope, AP News links to the DHS contract/forecast publication found here

I’m hoping they shock themselves putting them on, or when patting each other on the shoulder as they cheer for inappropriate comments.

I suspect this is just a means to scam the federal government. People used to make these out of old disposable camera parts combined with a large capacitor. The article says they’re spending tens of millions on this contract, I wonder how much they are per unit.

How long before one of them zaps themself at the urinal?

Throw water on them…