After the news of Graham and the almost certainty of Turtlefuck being worm chow, I’ve got a certain Meat Loaf song running through my head.
Also, I’d LOVE a fucking trifecta for karma, if you get me
Didn’t cyclosporiasis just make it to dc?
How does a 71-year old’s body react to sudden onset explosive diarrhea?
I’ve never wanted to less know an answer to a question
FUCK YEAH!!!
Hope it was scary, coward.
And painful please
I love that this is how I’m finding out
90% of Grim Reapers quit before they strike it Mitch.


You can have all my quarters, Mr. Reaper, just keep that claw grabbing. There’s work to do here.