FUCK YEAH!!!
Hope it was scary, coward.
And painful please
I love that this is how I’m finding out
90% of Grim Reapers quit before they strike it Mitch.


You can have all my quarters, Mr. Reaper, just keep that claw grabbing. There’s work to do here.
After the news of Graham and the almost certainty of Turtlefuck being worm chow, I’ve got a certain Meat Loaf song running through my head.
Also, I’d LOVE a fucking trifecta for karma, if you get me
Didn’t cyclosporiasis just make it to dc?
How does a 71-year old’s body react to sudden onset explosive diarrhea?
I’ve never wanted to less know an answer to a question