Extra secret sauce on his Big Macs please!!!
Please. Not before the part where hes made to experience firsthand the shit hes imposed on most of the human race. Literally and figuratively.
1000 Missiles are Locked and Loaded and aimed at the Islamic Republic of Iran, with thousands of more to immediately follow, should the Iranian Government … assassinate … ME!
That might mean more to them if we hadn’t already been shooting thousands of missiles at them
And killed their government with their families in the first day of the war.
Iran should assassinate one of his kids or cabinet. Then, the others will see how little shit he gives. Make anyone connected to him paranoid.
Won’t work if they hit Eric though, nobody gives a shit about that guy.
Get baron. He’s the one kid that Trump thinks might actually accomplish something. He’s wrong, but still…
Would it shock anyone if he was hoping to steal barons body one day and that’s why he got all cozy with Peter Theil
There is a book called La Casa Del Scorpio, that is essentially about a narco billionaire and its reminiscent of this
We all know Ivanka is his favorite. And we all know why.
For legal reasons, I’m not making any recommendations here. Just pointing out that one would be a waste of a good drone.
Don’t count poor Barron out. I’m certain one day he will achieve his own rape scandal followed by a hasty conversion to Christianity.
They should already announce that they killed McConnell

This dipshit:
starts a war of choice with Iran, then, on top of that, fucks it all up, and is worried he might be assassinated because of it.
What a very stable genius.
Christ, I just cannot even talk to Republicans these days. At least the out of the closet ones. The others - not too hard to spot. When these assholes makes excuses for this guy or want to start up with this WhattaboutBidenOrObamaOrClinton bullshit, the amount of rage and embarrassment I get on their behalf - it’s almost too much. We are standing here watching this incompetent washed-up loser destroy our country and you want to talk about some made-up whataboutism for prior Presidents. No. Just…no.
Fuck you.
As for the assholes trying to hide their cult membership…this is great shorthand for anyone that didn’t already know:
https://www.instagram.com/original_pringles/reel/DZ8zh0NR01T/
I don’t know how we can even reconcile with MAGAts at this point. It’ll be impossible to, they throw metaphorical and sometimes literal shit at debates with no understanding of how things work. They’re downright despicable, stupid, and detestable. Deplorable if you will even! When Trump dies no matter what it’s from, they’ll blame everyone else and start massive amounts of violence. We’ll know nothing but troubles for the rest of our lives and probably until the generation after A dies as well. I fucking hate these people more than they hate others.
When Trump dies no matter what it’s from, they’ll blame everyone else and start massive amounts of violence.
I think they might be kind of docile, but I bet more than a few get very worked up, possibly violent, about the massive amount of celebration that is almost sure to break out spontaneously.
These people think anyone really knew or cared about someone they tried to make a big deal out of: Charlie Kirk. When he was shot, most people I knew were like, “Charlie who?” No one really knew who he was.
Everyone knows Trump and most don’t like him. If he kicks the bucket, I bet fireworks are going off on that day. Same with bottles of alcohol. And dancing and singing in the streets. I mean, literally.
I bet most conservatives (and a lot of “moderate” Tone Police types) will just have no idea how to process that.
And dancing and singing in the streets. I mean, literally.
I need to buy some champagne and decorations to have ready.
We finally have something in common
(Obsessing over his death, that is…)
Bad archive site.
I also think about his death often.
demented president posted a thing
Oh God he’s fucking close. Come on cholesterol. Let’s fucking go.
Seems likely that he’ll give himself a stroke or a myocardial infarction sooner or later.
He’s not the only one obsessed with his death…. And once he’s out of office, one way or the other, it’s not up to him who we bomb.
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The fact this sack of shit is still alive really is a testament to what proper access to medical care can do for a person.
Written like the crazy dictators he claims to want to remove from power. Conservatives become what they hate.
You’ll be dead, are you suggesting we become a necropacy? No wonder he likes the Kims so much in NK
Turnabout is fair play