Voting is overrated. Feed your mayors to the sharks!
The viciousness of sharks is overstated. Feed your mayors to the single issue voters!
Just make a dozen or two small, 5-10 mm, cuts on the mayor – sharks will pay much more attention.
Attention?
So what you’re saying is that the main reason why sharks kill fewer people than cows do is because sharks have ADHD?
Sounds legit 😁
This is why shark medicine is important
Single-issue voters, keep the beaches open.