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PreBorn!
MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED
TOUR 2026

CONFIRMED SPEAKERS
PASTOR LUCAS MILES

KAROLINE LEAVITT

PASTOR RUSSELL JOHNSON

PASTOR KENNETH BOSSE

OCT. 21ST | 6:30 PM | DOUBLETREE MANCHESTER DOWNTOWN HOSTED BY NEW LIFE CHURCH | 700 ELM ST., MANCHESTER, NH 03101 | MAKEHEAVENCROWDEDTOUR.COM

Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?

    • FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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      The pre-born is a phenomenon known to the Bene Gesserit, but deeply feared. When a pregnant woman consumes the concentrated spice known as the Water of Life, the child gestating in her womb gains the gift of not only cognition, but an awareness of all memories of all ancestors passed down through the genetic heritage of the child. This child is known as pre-born due to the fact that they have begun to live a life—indeed many lives—before birth.

      I’m assuming that this flier is from a group of serious Dune fans. It’s the only logical conclusion.

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        Just wow, just wow…sooo many comments. Karoline really loves being told what to do doesn’t she and of course its the evangelicals.

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      I think it means not having to ask for forgiveness because you were already chosen. This also means you can do anything you want as long as the church approves.

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      It came as a fucking text message because my phone number is still in the ass backwards state I grew up in.

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        Holy shit, really? Ive seen political texts with pictures advertising for monetary donations, but an invite to join a trip to heaven with a bunch of nutjobs is on another level…damn.

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          Yeah same here. I get shitloads of primary season and election calls and texts. Like 100s a week.

          Then the occasional scam like ezpass toll bills and stuff, but this one is fucking nuts.

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            I hear yah!!! Same. Yah this might just be the most egregious one I’ve ever seen. You should print it out and frame it lmao.