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PreBorn!
MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED
TOUR 2026CONFIRMED SPEAKERS
PASTOR LUCAS MILESKAROLINE LEAVITT
PASTOR RUSSELL JOHNSON
PASTOR KENNETH BOSSE
OCT. 21ST | 6:30 PM | DOUBLETREE MANCHESTER DOWNTOWN HOSTED BY NEW LIFE CHURCH | 700 ELM ST., MANCHESTER, NH 03101 | MAKEHEAVENCROWDEDTOUR.COM
Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?
Hahahahahaha, Im assuming this is real. WTF does “preborn” even mean here lmao 🤣
The pre-born is a phenomenon known to the Bene Gesserit, but deeply feared. When a pregnant woman consumes the concentrated spice known as the Water of Life, the child gestating in her womb gains the gift of not only cognition, but an awareness of all memories of all ancestors passed down through the genetic heritage of the child. This child is known as pre-born due to the fact that they have begun to live a life—indeed many lives—before birth.
I’m assuming that this flier is from a group of serious Dune fans. It’s the only logical conclusion.
The arrival of the Kwisatz Haderach would be very bad for them, indeed.
Goddamn Missionaria Protectiva
Now that would be wild but I doubt these people read anything of substance
It’s an Evangelical nonprofit that’s all about, you guessed it, abortion.
Just wow, just wow…sooo many comments. Karoline really loves being told what to do doesn’t she and of course its the evangelicals.
I think it means not having to ask for forgiveness because you were already chosen. This also means you can do anything you want as long as the church approves.
It came as a fucking text message because my phone number is still in the ass backwards state I grew up in.
Holy shit, really? Ive seen political texts with pictures advertising for monetary donations, but an invite to join a trip to heaven with a bunch of nutjobs is on another level…damn.
Yeah same here. I get shitloads of primary season and election calls and texts. Like 100s a week.
Then the occasional scam like ezpass toll bills and stuff, but this one is fucking nuts.
I hear yah!!! Same. Yah this might just be the most egregious one I’ve ever seen. You should print it out and frame it lmao.
What? “STOP” isn’t enough? Oh, yeah, they rapey.
Second one came from another number too.