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PreBorn!
MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED
TOUR 2026CONFIRMED SPEAKERS
PASTOR LUCAS MILESKAROLINE LEAVITT
PASTOR RUSSELL JOHNSON
PASTOR KENNETH BOSSE
OCT. 21ST | 6:30 PM | DOUBLETREE MANCHESTER DOWNTOWN HOSTED BY NEW LIFE CHURCH | 700 ELM ST., MANCHESTER, NH 03101 | MAKEHEAVENCROWDEDTOUR.COM
Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?
Money is on #3 being the first one that gets busted for diddling.
Nah, Bosse smells like he’s already crossed a line.
20 or 30 years ago at least.
“Make heaven crowded” seems like a vague threat. Like we’re going to murder all of you.
Yeah, it’s what the Pit says when it makes a rush for it.
Sounds more like a suicide cult, since I assume they want most of us to go to hell.
Dear conservatives,
You claim that you want Heaven to be crowded, yet you oppose abortions.
Curious…
Shit, this is tomorrow. I have no way to request the time off to go heckle her.
I just got another fucking one!
They’re doing a second date with different assholes aparently.
Hahahahahaha, Im assuming this is real. WTF does “preborn” even mean here lmao 🤣
It’s an Evangelical nonprofit that’s all about, you guessed it, abortion.
Just wow, just wow…sooo many comments. Karoline really loves being told what to do doesn’t she and of course its the evangelicals.
It came as a fucking text message because my phone number is still in the ass backwards state I grew up in.
What? “STOP” isn’t enough? Oh, yeah, they rapey.
Second one came from another number too.
Holy shit, really? Ive seen political texts with pictures advertising for monetary donations, but an invite to join a trip to heaven with a bunch of nutjobs is on another level…damn.
Yeah same here. I get shitloads of primary season and election calls and texts. Like 100s a week.
Then the occasional scam like ezpass toll bills and stuff, but this one is fucking nuts.
I hear yah!!! Same. Yah this might just be the most egregious one I’ve ever seen. You should print it out and frame it lmao.
Pastor Johnson is clearly too edgy for this group. Between the emo scowl and that jacket he’s definitely the one crowding heaven
I would rather listen to a bucket of rocks in a woodchipper than anything planned by ToiletPaperUSA.
Speaking as an industrial mechanic, it would be more soothing.
Ooohhh ooohhh oohh re: the heaven comment, is this the episode where they all drink the “special” kool aide/flavor aide to get to heaven ??? See the jonestown cult wiki for how that worked out lol.
They never drink the kool aid themselves. They just serve it to others.
So true, really wish the cups would get mixed up one of these days
And charge a ton of money for the honor of getting to drink it
I wonder what the “cool” pastor is all about. Is the grift/“religious” verbal diarrhoea Gen-Z oriented? 😅
It’s the Righteous Gemstones IRL
If I saw this group I would call the cops about an on going abduction of kids. All they are missing is the panel van.
One Grift After Another
I recall reading that Stephen Crowder was suing CNN over “Change my Mind” name/format.
https://deadline.com/2026/10/steven-crowder-cnn-lawsuit-james-talarico-town-hall-1237167648/
And this “Make Heavens Crowded” not only looks like a nod to him, but in some reading looks like an announcement that he’d be transported to heaven from here. You know, heavens, get Crowder-ed. Kirking him off, if you will.
There is really no connection and it’s weird I saw these two things so close to each other.
Is this real? I can’t tell anymore.
Pastor Russell Johnson looks a lot like Kelvin Gemstone
The whole poster does. Like they asked a chatbot to copy them.