There are YouTube channels devoted to showing new houses that are poorly constructed and should fail inspection. You couldn’t do that if it wasn’t such a huge problem.

Remember, if there’s a regulation, it’s in response to someone doing the wrong thing.

“I didn’t think I’d have to make a rule about not shitting on the carpet, but it looks like I’m going to have to do that now.”

“God, why you make so many rulez! You just hate bidness!”