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And not even a good dildo.
Perhaps a baseball bat with nails?
Will it have golden barbwire? With 100 karat diamonds?
Not a good dildo either. That one in the back of the closet you used last with your shitty ex and now it’s tainted. Or maybe one that the dog chewed up and hid.
Stephen King entered the chat…
About that idea of yours…
Nope don’t want to go down that road!
Sometimes dead is better.