We used to have LAN parties back in the day with dialup internet.

We’d need a dedicated machine to just dial up to the internet and share the connection, because that way it could run for a day or more at a time without crashing and kicking everyone off.

I remember the moment where I realised I could just… plug the modem into my new XP machine now. You could use a computer and share internet and it’d work! For days!

There’s a reason XP hung on for so long and the previous versions didn’t. XP was the first version of Windows that people felt was good enough and they didn’t need anything more.

It’s the fun part of using doctors as truancy police - they have no reason not to just recommend two weeks off for everyone who walks through the door. Because honestly most people could use it.

NVIDIA are trying to convince investors that AI agents will need computers to run on so that they can have more customers than there are people.

Someone warn Jeremy Clarkson to make himself scarce for the duration.