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Cake day: August 16th, 2024

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  • You’re spending an awful lot of time telling me I don’t get to reply to comments off my own thread. Maybe stop and realize that my original comment didn’t need any replies and y’all are the ones wasting your time and energy arguing downthread instead of getting smart enough to go start your own thread if you want to express yourself.

    It’s 2026, not 1996. Its time to grow up and learn how threaded conversations work. They aren’t new. It’s awful weird that you’re struggling so much with the concept.

    But sure. Keep screeching “STFU” like a child. I’m sure that somehow, somewhere, someone on the internet might actually listen to you. But that someone is not me. I don’t listen to the demands of children.









  • “Daddy, why does everyone work until they die? Why is the sky filled with satellite debris? Why is the water poison? Why are there no more winters?”

    “Well, Daddy needs a paycheck because Daddy was prioritizing creature comforts and sold himself into wage slavery. Daddy’s been voting in favor of Corporatist entrenchment for decades. Daddy would rather have his Amazon Prime than be uncomfortable living without his consumerist devices to distract him from what his choices are doing to the planet.”

    “Daddy’s also been selling your eyeballs to advertisers since before you could form coherent thoughts because he’d rather let the iPad babysit you than be a real parent. Daddy’s too busy doomscrolling Pornhub.”