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It’s Sunday morning, the weekend is barely half over, no one is going to fuck that up with their freewheeling anxieties.

It’s absurd anti-humor which is fine, but that’s been around for a long time.

The most common reason a demon is in your bed is … that you brought it with you! People are haunted a lot more than places are.

They complained that he violated pool dress code by jumping into a pool with his suit on, to start the season off. What the fuck kind of complaint is that, honestly. Unless hoards of children start jumping in with full business attire, I think we’ll all be fine.

I want this on a bumper sticker but ironically enough Flock would immediately register it and use it as a data point to track me.

Cry me a river of tears whilst I make a boat out of my erections.

Follow up question tho: why has this never been an issue until now, I haven’t heard a single WH staffer or president bemoan the lack of a helipad. So it seems like he’s just rearranging things to suit his style as usual, treating the People’s House like it’s his fourth vacation property.

Well, and the overarching Southern Strategy that took wild advantage of those two things.

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Every day humanity fails in some very basic tasks that would ensure our future

And the fact that you’re each working multiple part time jobs and gigs, well that’s the extra freedom we had lying around.