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  • The founder of the company that currently employs me bought some, apparently, crazy espresso machine for the break room (I don’t drink coffee or espresso or anything like that, so I don’t know what made it so special).

    However, when he sold the company, his one requirement (beyond the expected) was that he be permitted to take the machine with him.





  • toynbee@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•Impossible
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    10 days ago

    I once sponsored the bail for a person of Polish descent I know (via a bondsman). The bondsman left me a voicemail to say, in nicer terms, the person had better show up in court or else.

    The voicemail opened with "hi, I’m calling for … Oh, I’m going to mess this up … "

    His business card titled him “The Butcher” so I’m disappointed he didn’t say “oh, I’m going to butcher this.”