Don’t forget the penis! That’s mostly what I know of him.

That looks like the Rocketeer.

There was a pretty interesting book on the subject.

The founder of the company that currently employs me bought some, apparently, crazy espresso machine for the break room (I don’t drink coffee or espresso or anything like that, so I don’t know what made it so special).

However, when he sold the company, his one requirement (beyond the expected) was that he be permitted to take the machine with him.

You’re not wrong.

I asked him about that while I was filling out the paperwork. He said that his coworkers chose it for him because, in a previous career, he was literally a butcher who butchered animals.

What if you’re racist

Then I’ve already failed.

I once sponsored the bail for a person of Polish descent I know (via a bondsman). The bondsman left me a voicemail to say, in nicer terms, the person had better show up in court or else.

The voicemail opened with "hi, I’m calling for … Oh, I’m going to mess this up … "

His business card titled him “The Butcher” so I’m disappointed he didn’t say “oh, I’m going to butcher this.”

What happens if you have face blindness?

Something tells me this may not be a unbiased opinion.

Birdperson was right - that does sound like a challenging season.

I thought she was awful on this show and never bothered to watch anything else by or involving her. (I enjoyed B99 otherwise.) I don’t regret the choice.

My parents-in-law used to work at a legitimate calendar factory. (That’s a true fact.) I’ll double check your reasoning with them.

X-Men did it.