They’ve never made a comment either, which is not exactly normal human behaviour

I think you’ve answered your own question

I think “Robot Cache” was a company that claimed to do this sort of thing. The only reason I had even heard of them is because they gave away a game for free, and ironically now they’ve gone out of business and I can’t even access the game anymore!

I think Heroic uses GOGDL

But I don’t want a light that flashes, I want one that stays on continuously like a torch