Yeah, maybe you’ve never met an Apple Fanboi before but I promise the Apple logo is basically a religious symbol to them.

That’s illegal in the EU - the opt-out must be the default option and, if it’s not automatically enabled, must be the easiest option - but then that gets flaunted by the scummier websites.

They don’t use pounds in the EU, so it’d be kilos of Euros.

I’ve refined your idea into just launching a Magic 8-Ball into LEO and call it an orbiting data centre. I’m estimating my IPO at nine hundred quintillion dollars.