It was 20,000 feet per minute

Where on earth did you get those numbers?

Why does it have a tiny unicorn horn

What’s spooky is looking at my bank account after all the money I spent on costumes (I went all out this year) but it was worth it

I did at one of my jobs. It was pretty nice until some drama happened which forced me to put in my notice

I was also very cringe, obnoxious, too open about my autism, and overall just not a very focused or productive employee, so it was probably a good idea to escape my unflattering reputation anyway

Plus I had really embarrassing bits that I was too committed to, like going “aaah a bear” at random coworkers, the joke being “I have a rare disease that makes me think people are grizzly bears” like geez it was funny maybe one time…

All in all, it was my first ever job and I seriously took it for granted. Wish I’d never referred that person to my workplace. The one who ruined it all and screwed me over. But that’s a story for another time

Looks like a damn staff meeting, except without those large foil trays of penne with marinara and that weird vegan mac n cheese

If not right wing, then why right wing shaped?

Jackass party 🫏

I agree. Although I come from a relatively anti AI stance, I still feel obligated to protect our rights to use it freely

Rich people are safe and comfortable in prison, and their influence slips through the bars

I prefer putting him in a certain prison…

The prison that he had been in before he was born

I use it regularly but only for free, in hopes that I contribute to the burning of their profits

Ask it some silly nonsense shit

Liquidate him until there’s nothing left

I hope he eats an illegally prepared fugu sandwich

With cone snail sauce <3

Skip trials when we have all the evidence we need, before these genocidal maniacs send ICE to skip OUR trials

Something poetic about that

Oh it was bad alright xD

My downvote wasn’t as serious as other downvotes I’d normally give. You just really made me groan

Stay in school

Me too lmao

The country is run by criminals. There is nothing wrong with being a little criminal back

I remember laughing at this exact meme years ago, but now I can’t anymore because it’s too real