Lol I mean it’s more like the lighting, the lack of visible hands, the lack of visible anything. It’s just a bland picture of a smiling turtle. It feels weird to me.
But also he always looked like that and Charlie Kirk’s neck just did that as well.
Conspiracy theories today are goofy - earth is flat, ice wall around the world, anime girls are used to make people have less kids, dolphins kidnapped some guy to build underwater castles or something. COVID was released by the Chinese to kill people. They’re fucking goofy.
In the past conspiracy theories were stuff like MKultra before it was known to be real, alien/UFO/secret weapon program stuff, JFK, 9/11, some cannibalistic pedophile cult of rich people.
Back in like I dunno 08? 4chan used to be a site I frequented along with stuff like somethingawful and all that nonsense. You’d have some really interesting conversations and things pop up. Stuff about Bohemian Grove and Bob Lazar and Roko’s Basilisk.
Some of it was up it’s own ass and silly but it was a lot more mysterious and I feel if you could assess information correctly you could paint a picture and make sense of things they made far more sense and today I’d argue a lot of it is confirmed.
Are aliens real? I dunno but the fact the government teases about it but also says nothing makes me think it’s genuinely a nothing burger. It’s used as a distraction and a ploy to make people think the government is on their side or they’re being “open” about stuff.
One thing though that I personally believe from my time reading into these more interesting conspiracy theories is the JFK situation. From my understanding, the US government made a push from standard rifles to more purpose built rifles including high powered ones. The motorcade JFK rode in, I believe the car in front of him had one of these rifleman on it with a more high powered weapon. When the first bullet struck him, he grips his neck and some of the experienced members of the Secret Service understand they hear gunfire, they look at the president. The front car lurches and someone with less than stellar trigger discipline accidentally, genuinely possibly blows JFK’s head off.
So of course they’re gonna cover up such a stupid mistake, one of their own accidentally shoots him in the head? Looks pretty bad. It lends to the “two shooters” theory (although most mistake the gun sounds for two shots when what they might hear is sound echoing). It also makes sense, to me, because if the first bullet that struck him was the same as the second, why didn’t it cause the same amount of damage? People have said it apparently has to do with how and where the bullet hit him. I’m no ballistic expert but I dunno that doesn’t make sense to me personally. If the same gun hit him twice, I think the first shot would’ve done the same level of catastrophic damage.
So I think conspiracy theories today are stupid and bunk. Conspiracy theories before, at least the good ones, had meat you could chew on and discuss and even learn some stuff about.
Agreed I honestly think it might be AI there’s something weird about it to me but I don’t wanna say it too loud. I’ll wait until he’s on video, alive. Until then I believe he’ll be dead by August 5th
I think the pooping illness got him. I imagine his last hours were spent horribly dehydrated and his bowels felt like every decision he made in life
Mhm. That’s why you reply to me and not him. Sure. 🙄
I called him an idiot and a bozo after he was choosing to be exactly those things. So as he said “IDGAF”
Nah. Not when someone tries to smear Zelensky as if he’s doing something wrong. One of the few good eggs and all this dude had to do was google his question.
Praying for the hat trick. Give me one more good one c’mon.
No. Honestly. Most conspiracy theories made sense, today they don’t make sense.
Let’s go again.
Let’s go again.
It’s not authoritarian. It’s their established law that was legally established. Shut up.
It’s not an accident bozo. It’s the law. Elections are illegal under martial law you cannot hold them. A president isn’t president for a 5 year term, they’re president until the next election. Which is postponed due to the invasion because of martial law.
Nobody cares what you think. If you care, go be Ukrainian and change the law.
We all live with laws we do not like, most of us vote for people to change them. I’m assuming you are a nefarious actor (a silly in the head one) because you’re intentionally not understanding another country’s law.
They have the right to decide how their own law works. Nobody cares what you think is right or wrong.
It’s not dysfunction it is the law. Elections are illegal, they’re held every 5 years and the president’s term ends, not after 5 years, but after the election as the law states.
You’re an idiot.
Elections are illegal under martial law. That is the law. Nothing else needs to be understood
MARTIAL LAW
Dude how many times do I have to say it?
Russia invaded. Martial law was established, part of that is you cannot hold elections. The Ukrainian law is pretty clear, Zelensky isn’t out after 5 year term, he’s out after the next election which is postponed until Ukraine is safe because of the Russian invasion so they set martial law. Martial law states all elections are postponed. Zelensky’s term is expected to be 5 years but that’s not the limit, the end of his term explicitly states when the next election is held which is postponed due to martial law because of the Russian invasion.
Okay? Does that make sense?
There also is nothing wrong in this scenario, there’s no corruption or angle of evil he’s pulling. That is the law before he was probably even born.
Let’s go again.
It states very clearly Zelensky does not have a 5 year term, he has his term until the next election. Elections are held every 5 years. But due to martial law, because of the Russian invasion, they are postponed.
So what will happen is the war will end and they will run elections that might take a year or so however long they choose and until the votes are cast and the election ends, he’s president.
Anything not made clear? It’s pretty simple. Lmfao
You are using this term brakes as if this needs to stop, as if they’re heading toward some catastrophe. They’re not. The law is pretty clear and people understand that. The government knows what to expect. The plan is in motion but due to martial law part of that motion is to suspend elections until martial law ends.
Okay? Okay.
No because of martial law. Because of the invasion. Like I said.
There are brakes. When the invasion ends, when Ukraine is safe, they can hold elections. All Ukrainians understand this. The law is written as such.
You’re talking about something with so much emotion and you didn’t even bother to look it up
There is a plan. People hold elections. It’s illegal during martial law. Because of the Russian invasion.
You’re basically saying there needs to be a tool to prevent car accidents and everyone else is like “yeah they’re called breaks, traffic laws, seatbelts, airbags” and you’re acting like none of that exists
There’s 0 reasons to assume he is doing this. Absolutely not one
Holding an election during martial law is actually illegal in Ukraine. This is only brought up by people outside of the country to try and smear Zelensky as some kind of wannabe gangster or something.
They only have martial law because of a Russian invasion.
I’d bet my biscuits he gets reelected when it’s over because people aren’t ready to move on.
Just such an absurd thing to bring up especially in the face of fucking Putin on the other side.
Wow good point honestly