Great stuff, especially this part:

But Bart, maybe you’d like a new hobby? Think of all the glory. People stopping you in the streets, asking you whether you’re the sparse maintainer and asking for selfies.

You won’t be a rock star or an astronaut (or a fireman, or a dinosaur, or whatever you dreamt of being when you were a wee tyke), but it’s the closest us geeks will ever get.

Fortunately this probably irks Mulk Nose as it is.

(Also “se on mulk” works if you speak Finnish. Roughly translating to “it’s (or he’s, in informal spoken Finnish) a dic”, mulkku being the actual word for dick (for both penis and someone being an asshole.)