I wasn’t trying to say you wanting a wired headset is somehow not valid. I just always felt that a $3 C to 3.5 adapter you can permanently attach to your wired headphones is a weird hill to die on. For about $15 you can buy enough for that to never again be a consideration when buying a new phone.

Why not just use usb-c if you want wired headset?

I don’t believe that nobody cares. Coke is $5 maybe. Any fucking thing in restaurant with any alcohol is $15+

Profit margins on cocktails are basically 100%

Why? It’s already annoying to have to use steam and heroic. Why would anyone want a third app?