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Oh, the halcyon days when you could confidently check “automatic updates“ and not have to worry about anything.

It was such a privilege when that finally became an option, and we should’ve known that they would abuse it as soon as they could.

This seems like a fascinating case study… Someone should make a Tucker Carlson Demon wiki to track his beliefs

It could be very entertaining

That’s just the cherry on top. I lived in New York when they instituted ranked choice voting, and it could not possibly have been more clear. Anyone who claims that ranked choice voting is “confusing“ shouldn’t be voting in the first place.

When Republicans run spoiler candidates going back decades, it’s no big deal. But when Democrats do it once, OOOOOO!!! there needs to be a federal investigation!

Dirty tricks? Yes. Any broken laws? No.

Just more grievance politics bullshit from the Republicans who can’t win a fair election without cheating.

Don’t let perfect to be the enemy of good.

Vote for Democrats

Remember to vote

Holy shit, this really seems like something that you shouldn’t announce publicly

Fixing all of your problems by replacing them with new and much worse ones

I don’t, and point taken

Yes, that’s what you’re supposed to do with secrets: Hide them.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREAT FAMILY RESTAURANT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY JUST THINK OF ALL THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES

Admit it: you had fun with that

The Ninth circuit court of appeals already did that last night when they ruled on the case for the California ballots. Since Washington is also in the ninth circuit, this is all bullshit.

The best time would have been for him to show up for Angie Nixon at UCF in Orlando this weekend, but he was busy in Ohio and Michigan.

I don’t know if you saw it, but he fucking killed it, too. And, speaking strictly from a strategic perspective, I think he was doing a lot more good up north than he would’ve done for Angie Nixon in Florida.

But they’re still is time left for him to come down here.

I’m also a Florida voter, but I already mailed in my vote.

I didn’t catch the one in Michigan, but the one in Ohio was a goddamn banger. Spent the whole time ripping Trump a new fucking asshole, and it was absolutely hilarious!

“For those who can’t afford to pay, there are always blowjobs. Line up, bitches

And remember: the best we can promise is a “maybe”

LMAO!”