Nobody cares about the living. We make up for it by fucking their corpses into paste.

You can ‘detect phones’ via anything with WiFi. Are you trolling? Do you not understand the difference between image processing and simpler more computer readable signals?

You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. How are so many people so rabidly and confidently ignorant?

Their ideology is just poop spray.

The onion, newspaper of prophecy.

Yeah I’m so down for this. Hope it happens!

Its not politically good; it’s just really funny.

The what?

it uploads data

… So. To the internet?

simple to do on device

Image recognition is not computationally cheap. There are more and less expensive ways to do it, but the absolute floor of it turns your phone into a hot plate. So whatever’s in there would need to be at least a phone chip.

someone needs to check

So it is kept and stored.

pre all-this-shit

Red light/speed cams, triggered on motion sensor boolean when light red or radar speed reading>x.

You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, which is fine, but why are you speaking confidently and assuming such good will about proven constant brazen liars saying they’re not doing the shit they literally always do?

‘Congressional handshake’ is the name for the act of you and a friend both rape the same child. I’m told it’s quite a bonding experience.

Nobody respects the fucking dead. Age affords many opportunities to earn respect. Missing them so constantly for so long is just evidence of a trend, and something driving it.

and don’t store/index footage otherwise

How do they manage that, with the current surveillance regime? Is all the image processing on device? What’s it sampling against? How does it send the tickets? One-way infrared flashes?

Find a flock employee and place its favorite pet around its house.

Same way your mom does.

if everything else about it weren’t a nightmare shit show

Nah. Secret methods and parallel construction are the norm. What’s up here?

Do you mean worker owned? Because that’s better than union and what you get if you start from scratch.

The correct answer is write one that benefits you and say “well I would like if you used this one, but it seems like it would be very silly of you to do that. You should get one from your legal department if you want one that benefits you.”.

The thing is: that’s my favorite part about it. I’m sitting at a keyboard for five hours, then I spend a week building shit with my hands-not low level building shit, but still fun, then I’m talking to grandma doing troubleshooting.

If everything else about it weren’t a nightmare shit show where you’re the devil if someone else fucks up in a year, I’d be very happy in that kind of career.

Yeah, pedophiles. That’s what the other fork in this thread said.

Oh? How often do people kill Americans there?

Yeah! That’s the one!

Don’t forget cars.