Bought low? Sell high! Or will you somehow extract more value from it before it dies??

Where has this bot been all my life? So many cryptids dropping undeclared acronyms everywhere at all times.

disk repair shops aint cheap. you go there when you lose data and NEED it back, not to top up on Helium like party balloon. Also balls expensive. You’d need a clean room just to open the thing. AFAIK there are no service ports to just chooch in more helium.

“Quiet, piggy.”

Close the lid to flush. Lift to vent the ass. Fart fan ain’t helping what it can’t reach, Greg

Barf bag in the collar!

Let’scrypt and port forward. Sprinkle on some free ddns with a sync script/job to keep ddns pointing to your real public IP. Can even roll in some headscale if you’re feeling adventurous

Because the literally did. While forwarding the impact to consumers. Which was never the point. Which was never really the point, the outcome you see was expected. WH and Corpo are in cahoots to fleece you of your precious little capital. Go fucking figure.

What a template