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SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtopolitics @lemmy.world•Texas Man Deported to Mexico by ICE Returns After Producing Birth Record1·6 days ago
As an American, I mumble mumble mumble…
I get the feeling Dolly would like these jokes
Any insult towards him is disrespectful towards anyone else that can also fit that insult
Buckled on jazz cabbage
That’s me rn. Not figuratively either, but literally. And no, I will not be providing any proof of this. Just take my word for it.
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Taco trump special from a catering truck8·27 days ago
“The tacos come pre-enshittified” rolls for deception
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtoUplifting News@lemmy.world•Flock cameras across Minnesota are being vandalized in response to data privacy concernsEnglish13·1 month ago
This is very uplifting news! 😄
I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•People don't know how bananas work.1·1 month ago
Green bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can’t speak for others.
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•I, too, would like to go back to simpler times.2·1 month ago
I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•I, too, would like to go back to simpler times.3·1 month ago
So disrespectful, some people. Right?
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Time is a circle. That's why clocks are round.11·1 month ago
So you’ve just given up on life? 😟
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Time is a circle. That's why clocks are round.6·1 month ago
Orange Octagonal Polygon
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtopolitics @lemmy.world•Senator Calls for Mamdani to Be Arrested and Sent to Guantanamo82·2 months ago
I hate my spouse so fucking much
Low testosterone? Try Southern View 1900: Speed Limit 35 edition