You should be able to have everything but friends turned off

If it was a dream, yeah?

https://xcancel.com/erin_catto/status/2072326622590730604?s=20

For sure everyone can tell you’re dressing up as a boring white male by wearing khakis, but I assume that matches the rest of your attire? So you’re fine, if a slightly dull stereotype.

As long as you’re not wearing this bananas cap-sunglasses-balaclava thing! Try a skirt

Yeah, without the revolutionary war, you get Canada 🇨🇦

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸

Yeah, this is a misunderstanding of speed limits by the app developer. In the UK, as far as I remember, these national speed limit roads have just never had a speed limit put on them. Things like accidents, petitions, zoning etc. is how everywhere else has gradually added speed limits.

So although you could say “well, national speed limit on a single carriageway is 60mph” by default, that has almost nothing to do with how fast people are able drive on them. To work that out, you’d probably have to do some Waze-type stuff.

Just so I can do the calculations, approximately how long is a pie fucking year?

Who is looking at the back of their phone? You’re holding it wrong