Three capitalists walk into a bar
one slaps the bartender another kicks him in the chest and the last one gives him 5 dollars and leaves
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if it wasnt labeled “do not drink”, it is assault
assault
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Oh no, that Mamdani gave money to SCHOOLS?!English1·2 days ago
this person has never been to a public school
also knowledge ≠ intelligence
tbh aurors arent cops
they dont shoot children, activists and volunteers
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Maybe I've just got the wrong history bookEnglish2·5 days ago
Revolution is construction, yes
image a building
the floors below 3 are alright but the floors above 3 are rotten and termite infested
you cannot build more floors without endangering the structure unless you knock down the floors above 3
If he or she does, it is knocked down in a single gust of wind no matter how strong the rest of it is
the only way is to destroy the floors and make new floors
the floors above 3 are when the system that Rockefeller and all the capitalist class invented and profit off was implemented)
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Maybe I've just got the wrong history bookEnglish1·5 days ago
theyll just shoot the strikers and the media will paint the strikers as EVIL COMMIE REDS
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Maybe I've just got the wrong history bookEnglish1·5 days ago
like the american revolution and civil war, our best bet is to influence some of the military to join us and cause a split in the military
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•*cough *cough I can't feel my legs, but get owned libs.English2·11 days ago
again, linked doesnt mean proven.
correlation, not causation
and “cancer linked” is misused so much for it not to be serious anymore
almostn ANYTHING is cancer linked
did you know that living increases your chances of getting cancer by over 100%
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•*cough *cough I can't feel my legs, but get owned libs.English16·12 days ago
ok ok I get that you dont like MAGA but “cancer linked” means someone studied it for cancer, not that it causes cancer
- root@lemmy.wtftoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Every single streaming service, all while demanding $20 a monthEnglish1·13 days ago
streaming services when you wanna watch something else other than softcore porn with 20 celebrities or a 3 hour movie on why Israel and the CIA are good actually
- root@lemmy.wtftoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•What's the go-to VPN provider todayEnglish21·14 days ago
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- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Funny how religious people can say anything to your face but any retort back is religious prosecutionEnglish0·17 days ago
the Church charges you? I think it heavily depends on your diocese or area but its voluntarily and doesnt literally have to be 10% of your income
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Funny how religious people can say anything to your face but any retort back is religious prosecutionEnglish0·17 days ago
perpetrated on vatican territory
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Funny how religious people can say anything to your face but any retort back is religious prosecutionEnglish0·17 days ago
they go to jail in the Vatican itself or Italy
30-35 years is the max sentence in the Vatican tho, as life imprisonment was banned by Pope Francis
- root@lemmy.wtftoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Funny how religious people can say anything to your face but any retort back is religious prosecutionEnglish0·17 days ago
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im not yelling
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thats because it isnt
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https://piped.video/watch?v=YTcW9X7D3u8
this would SLAP with this image as the cover
they were drunk