What? The Nazi tattoo Blackwater mercenary isn’t a bastion of moral rectitude? Who’da thunk?

After all the moral high-horse bullshit, its genuinely disgusting what people are willing to handwave away when it’s their guy.

ITT: “Believe Women! Unless they accuse someone I agree with politically of rape”

Applesauce! This post isn’t the bee’s knees! I’m going to a blind pig to chug some giggle water to forget it!

Corpo, Gonk, and Klep have all wormed their way into my vocabulary!

Wait I was told voting never works and not to bother, wtf???

A/C is measured in freedom units, sorry the heat is causing you confusion ;)

Countries that take immigrants vs countries that don’t:

Oh yeah, of course now we’re bored of making the same joke about a country over and over again

-Sent from my 64° bedroom

They are very much the same country, actually, common misconception amongst sportsballers.

I hear there’s talk of a referendum to change that, but until then:

Wrong

Fuck off no they ain’t.