It’s a parody of a somewhat common shirt that says “Women love me. Fish fear me”.

I like the one where angels come to earth to visit Lot (our hero of the story) and take the form of men. But because they’re angels, they’re like, super hot. So all the gays in the village want a piece of that fine angel tush. They bang on Lot’s door asking for their Snap and Lot (our noble protagonist) is a reasonable man so he suggests the gay men all rape his virgin daughter instead. But they refuse obviously so God has to blow up the whole village.

Fun fact this is where the “cool guys don’t look at explosions” trope comes from because Lot and his wife are walking away from the nuked village but she turns round to look and God has to turn her into salt.

In the third act, Lot’s daughters are upset that their boyfriends got caught up in the village nuke so they have to rape their dad while he’s drunk and then they all live happily ever after.

One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said “…yeah?” And I gave it to them. No explanation.

I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.

I was hoping to read a collection of people’s group chat incidents. This sucks.