Monkey’s paw! USA does get 4 more goals but not 4 more goalkeepers to defend them.
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- ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgtomemes@lemmy.world•It's average, ok? It's big even...English14·6 days ago
Don’t forget the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool).
Cartoon NSFW

- ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgtoPC Master Race@lemmy.world•Microsoft GitHub is burning free CDs of your public code to troll PlayStation, and XBOX should take notesEnglish2·6 days ago
No practical purpose but presumably, the discs will be cool collectibles if there is a way to verify authenticity (at least a professionally printed GitHub logo, I assume)
As a Czech, you already know that but the brief democratic Czecho—Slovak Federation (1989-1992) also had a “Hyphen war” (actually just an argument) where Slovakia was not content with the longest dash available and wanted an “and” in the middle, breaking grammatical rules. Greater disagreements later resulted in the countries’ peaceful dissolution on New Year’s Eve 1992.
But the languages are different enough to be distinct despite being largely mutually understandable (you can use Slovak in Czech courts to this day). This means there is no embarrassing doubling or tripling of legally required text like with Slovenian & Not Slovenian & Legally Distinct Not Slovenian.
- ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgtoPC Master Race@lemmy.world•Ex-Microsoft engineer rebuilds Notepad in 2.5KB using nothing but stuff Windows already hadEnglish11·7 days ago
GIMP could learn from this. In folders with many items, its Open (as Layers)/Save as… dialog is super slow (and the loading cannot be skipped even if you know the filename; this may get fixed soon though). The DE has one already, dammit!
- ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgtoPC Master Race@lemmy.world•Ex-Microsoft engineer rebuilds Notepad in 2.5KB using nothing but stuff Windows already hadEnglish4·8 days ago
Simply building without Crinkler compression changes the file size to 11 kiB and RAM usage to 1.7 MB. That’s almost double what Microsoft’s old Notepad (at a file size of 250-350 kiB, including an uncompressed multi-size RGBA icon of around 100 kiB and localization) uses but not bad, and probably the version most people will prefer for practical use.
- ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgtoPC Master Race@lemmy.world•Microsoft GitHub is burning free CDs of your public code to troll PlayStation, and XBOX should take notesEnglish6·8 days ago
It’s a practical project, allowing you to access your code when GitHub is down /s
- ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgtoPC Master Race@lemmy.world•Ex-Microsoft engineer rebuilds Notepad in 2.5KB using nothing but stuff Windows already hadEnglish12·8 days ago
They do, in the linked GitHub issue:
https://github.com/PlummersSoftwareLLC/TinyRetroPad/issues/21Apparently, that’s just sitting idle.
By not optimizing for file size with Crinkler, the executable grows by a factor of 4 and RAM usage shrinks by a factor of 300. This build will probably be made available to people who value 500 MB RAM per running instance more than the 9 kiB of disk space saved (I assume that’s anyone wanting to use it in practice).
- ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgtoPC Master Race@lemmy.world•Microsoft GitHub is burning free CDs of your public code to troll PlayStation, and XBOX should take notesEnglish6·9 days ago
Only 1000 will be made. I think the application approval will cost more than the media
That’s the thing: it’s one of the few laptops you can buy without RAM and disk (of course only usable if you have these parts already)