First you must master the art of lucid dreaming. Come back and let me know when you’ve mastered that. Then I’ll tell you the next step.
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Coping mechanisms are becoming increasingly elaborate with the advancement of time.
And change your gait to the Ministry of Silly Walks so they can’t identify you by your real gait.
I first used it as a place to sell my used college textbooks.
It’s like TheOnion. It’s satire, but true.
Suggested serving sizes have never been realistic. Manipulated by the manufacturer to make us think the food is lower in calories than it actually is.
In reality we all serve ourselves a fifth of a jar. List THOSE calories on the label please.
I’m disgusted that this is how I found out our Queen is no longer with us 😭
Fuck Trump
💕 Dolly lives for eternity in our universe & hearts 💕
- CalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaytomemes@lemmy.world•Your physical health is no joke, seriously though4·3 days ago
It is on topic because OOP wrote “prostrate.” Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.
- CalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaytomemes@lemmy.world•Your physical health is no joke, seriously though1·3 days ago
Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There’s no way to justify OP’s spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.
- CalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaytomemes@lemmy.world•Your physical health is no joke, seriously though11·3 days ago
I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don’t even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5
Y’all need to stop talking like this, even satirically, because it’s exactly what trump wants. To redirect our attention away from his own bullshit.
That man & dog are proportionately sized like Atreyu & Falcor.
TL;DR That’s a disproportionately huge dog.
Anyone interested in history better start collecting actual tangible history books before they’re all destroyed, and read & learn from those books, before TPTB use computers & internet & ai to rewrite past history to change & omit past historical events for their own nefarious purposes.
What? It’s not satire?
Is she the one who made the video of Trump flying an airplane dumping diarrhea all over New York City anti-trump protestors No Kings protest?
And is she the one who made the video of Obama’s new Presidential center in Chicago look like a landfill & homeless wasteland?
😡
I don’t see anything in that screenshot that indicates fox news as anti-angie. It’s merely a bulleted list of her for-the-people platform.
- CalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaytoTechnology@lemmy.world•YouTube will now count a view as soon as a video starts playingEnglish2·10 days ago
Yes that’s exactly what I mean. It’s disingenuous for YouTube to be doing that, I mean in the grand scheme of things it’s a trifling matter, but it’s a bit of fuckery because algorithms & livelihoods are affected by this nonsense.
- CalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaytoTechnology@lemmy.world•YouTube will now count a view as soon as a video starts playingEnglish2·10 days ago
Yes my autoplay is always turned off. I mean when you’re on the home screen it automatically plays, on mute, and not full-screen, whichever suggested video is oriented in the middle of the screen. This isn’t something that can be opted out of.
Do you want to like revolting? Or did you omit some punctuation?
Can we, like, revolt already?