Zuckerberg described his job as “Professional Defendant”

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

As a transfemme Missourian, this is ever so reassuring.

Reassuring in the sense that if I chose to commit a crime, I know for certain I would fully commit to the enterprise of doing harm to my enemy, since imprisonment would be a death sentence anyway.

“Insurgent left wing of the party”

God damn, NBC News. Editorialize much?