I’m Wilford Brimley, and I have scurvy.

“I survived because the lamp inside me glowed brighter than the lamps around me.”

I haven’t gotten to play it myself yet, and it may be more “meta” than you mean by this, but I understand that reading the original game’s manual is a big part of the gameplay of The Remake of the End of the Greatest RPG of All Time.

I think you’ll need to be in Act 2 before they show up, which as another post alluded to, comes after you see the title card during a cutscene.

Just wait until you get more advanced cyberware. There are leg modules for double or charged jump. With that and the air dash ability under Reflex, you can leap like a mighty cyber-gazelle across the city, faster than many cars.

It sounds like an ad because it is an ad. Fuck off you shameless grifting twat.

That machine feels anomalous somehow. Like it only dispenses drinks that never existed or something.