Since Ben Garrison is the one human whose output most closely resembles AI, I imagine this is him having an existential crisis.

They’re not selling gasoline, they’re selling the experience of living in an alternate reality.

Maybe search for highest-altitude reservoirs instead of dams?

I mean, the Whig party hasn’t lost an election in 100 years…

Given that birthright citizenship has been the rule since the Civil War, is he saying that all of subsequent American history is an example of these “grotesque results”?