• 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 months ago

    Ticketmaster

    • Online fee: $73.27
    • Convenience fee: $13.22
    • Keyboard fee: $7.40
    • Nickel and dime fee: $0.15
    • Sponsor fee powered by Pepsi MAX: $23.83
    • Satanic fee: $6.66
    • H@X0R fee: $13.37
    • CrAzY 8’s fee: $88.88
    • It’s your lucky day! fee: $4.17
    • Prime fee: $37.00
    • Accountants told us we could do this fee: $21.66
    • We hate fans fee: $51.96
    • We also hate the band fee: $61.05
    • Notices bulge fee: $OwO
    • Oh and the venue can eat a dick fee: $20.80
    • Asking you to buy insurance fee: $4.93
    • We put your name in the Goblet of Fire fee: $3.82
    • Free fee: $0.01
    • Enter your birth year: 1979
    • Good Smashing Pumpkins song fee: $19.79
    • Your birth year divided by 100 fee: $19.79
    • Neighbor fee: $1.32
    • Weed fee: $4.20

    Would you like to insure your ticket for $12.99?

    ☐ Yes, please! ☐ I would love to!

    What does insurance do?

    If you are unable to attend the event due to a covered reason (for example, sickness, burns, sick burns, loss of covered limbs, death of a family member, death of a friend, death of a salesman, etc), we will send a text saying, “that sux LOL,” to the phone number provided for a fee. Text and data rates may apply. Contact your carrier for details.

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