Aha! The solution to the CO₂ problem is so very simple. Scientists only need to follow these very simple instructions:

• Electrolyze water to add significant quantities of O₂ and H₂ into the air.
• Then electrolyze the H₂ and CO₂ to produce H₂O and CO.
• Then, ignite the atmosphere to convert CO into a reduced quantity of CO₂. Graphite will then precipitate from the air.

It’s a truly genius plan. Amazing scientists haven’t implemented it yet.