You know what Fetter reminds me of?

One of those con artists white men from a up north area.

Like I have an example.

I had this friend back in high-school. His dad’s name was Gerald. He was a 6 ft 5 350lbs guy who was a con man. He wore different kinds of beret hats and had thin glasses with a extended goatee. His words were slick and his tongue was quick. He drove a decommissioned Lincoln under cover police cruiser and never stayed at one job.

He was the type to steal 10g from laundry vending machines and word in a way that his son did some of the time for him.

This man conned his son outta $1,000 by saying it was for presents for his brother only to find out that he and his wife spent it on crack.

Fettermen reminds me of that man if he had gotten into politics. A con artists white man whose a piece of shit but acts like he’s the salt of the earth.

Cunt.

Also Gerald was from Philly.