The South will rise again!

-The underlying belief motivating all of this

  • Talcosis@lemmy.zip
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    4 days ago

    I, for one, welcome the possibility of corporate gun battles to spice up my morning commute.

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      2 days ago

      Commute? Don’t worry, you’ll get a cramped apartment in a company town right next to your work. The walls stopping you from leaving will be for your protection

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        2 days ago

        No way the gas companies will allow that. The compound will be a reasonable 25 minute drive from the workplace, with convenient stops along the way for goods and services.

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      3 days ago

      Not sure if you got my suggestion.

      You won’t be commuting, you will be dodging killer drones with Burger King logos.

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        3 days ago

        …yeah. like I said, commuting. Tbh probably safer, I’ll take the Burger Killer King over the Dodge DUI any day.